Elitist? Me?

MICA darlin' Whittle Fa-weeman's art-stunt (brought to you by Long Fence) certainly got people talking, and once again, it took only minutes for those vacuous accusations of Mount Vernon elitism to surface from the poor and oppressed of Roland Park and other marginal neighborhoods throughout this fine city.

Wait. You mean to tell me that the double glazed platinum-trimmed white porcelain dinnerware for four that I just commissioned from that artist in New York is elitist?